The Hill Is Always Greener

Charmy Bee's Favorite Shakespeare Quote

December is here again, and what better way to get into the spirit of the season than with the most unhinged variety show this side of a galaxy far, far away? That’s right, it’s two hours of holiday hijinks and festive foolishness, filled with crackers, carols, and cold reads aplenty. So grab yourself a nice cup of cocoa, cozy up by the fire, and enjoy...whatever the hell this is.
(0:00:00) Intro/Main topic: THIAG Christmas party(0:11:22) Chaotic Crackers(0:23:32) Do You Recall the Most Famous Hedgehog of All?(0:33:13) Wreck the Halls(0:48:56) Sonic’s Secret Santa(1:33:41) Sonic Ride Festivity(1:54:55) Final thoughts(1:57:03) Outro
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Sage meets her oshi Miku
 

Amy Rose and Sage Fujoing Out

We've all asked that question: When is Sega going to remake Sonic's first big 3D outing? And we all know the answer: Probably never. But what if the possibility existed beyond the realm of fantasy? And...what if they asked the four least qualified people in the world to call the shots? That’s right, this episode, we're talking about all the things we'd like to see in a hypothetical remake of Sonic Adventure, one which we've dubbed "Sonic Adventure Kiwami!" (Note: Kiwami means extreme.) From gameplay adjustments to presentational upgrades, new stories and cameos galore, we've opened our hearts to the many possibilities, and nothing is off the table...for better or for worse.
(0:00:00) Intro/Main topic: Sonic Adventure Kiwami(0:07:18) Gameplay(1:25:41) Story(1:37:34) Voice acting (2:01:29) Graphics(2:09:45) Music(2:48:00) Unrealistic pie-in-the-sky hopes(2:59:35) Final thoughts(3:01:40) Outro 
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Oh No, I'm Trying to Cross the Road, but I'm Dummy Thicc!

Alphanumeric! We're back to the Martin Adams series to check out Sonic and the Silicon Warriors! Robotnik has abducted the Mobian population, and Tails has found himself trapped in a world inside the computer where man has never been! Now it's up to Sonic and his new friend Iggy to bring them back while fending off robots, security programs, and every (lawyer friendly) cameo under the sun! Can our hedgehog hero survive this digital dimension, or is he destined to be deleted like so much junk data? Tune in to find out!
(0:00:00) Intro/Main Topic: Sonic the Hedgehog and the Silicon Warriors(0:09:29) Prologue: Enter(0:12:21) Chapter 1: A Shock to the System(0:21:54) Chapter 2: Mega-Hurtz(0:31:36) Chapter 3: Building Big Brother(0:45:03) Chapter 4: User-Unfriendly(0:56:17) Chapter 5: Silicon Alley(1:02:50) Chapter 6: System Crashes(1:12:10) Chapter 7: Terminate and Stay Resident(1:19:57) Chapter 8: Virtually Reality(1:32:44) Chapter 9: Operating Systems(1:42:29) Chapter 10: Garbage In, Garbage Out(1:53:35) Epilogue: Quit(1:55:00) Final thoughts(2:01:00) Outro
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Sonic the Comic the Podcast
STCTP interview with "Martin Adams"
Breakfast of Champions press event

That's a Big Ass Cat

You better watch out! She’ll bewitch ya! It’s time to return to the Archie comics... And by that, we mean the LITERAL Archie comics. In celebration of Halloween, we're taking a look back at the multiple late '90s comic crossovers between Sonic the Hedgehog and Sabrina the Teenage Witch! From Super Specials to actual trash comics, we discuss reverse isekais, magical possession, weird mysteries, beloved sitcom animals, and an answer to the question that has long plagued mankind: did Betty and Veronica ever see sense, give up on Archie, and hook up with each other instead?
(0:00:00) Intro/Main topic: Sonic/Sabrina comic crossovers(0:11:04) Archie & Friends: A Halloween Tale(0:51:39) Some Enchantra Evening, Part 1(1:10:29) Some Enchantra Evening, Part 2(1:21:49) Case of the Haunted Comic Shop(1:38:58) Final thoughts(1:45:19) Outro
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Thanks Ken Penders - "this but it's the achewood with the motorcycle"

Iblis's Advocate (ft. GreenBonesDommy and JellyFilledZombies)

I ain't gonna let it get to me, I'm just gonna creep, and nothing's creepier than these grisly and ghoulish go-to spots on Sonic's world! Special guests GreenBonesDommy and JellyFilledZombies help us determine the top 10 scariest levels from across the franchise, from Sandopolis with its subterranean specters, to Digital Dimension's screaming soulnado, to the hellish halls of Boo's House, and every other horrifying haunt in between. But don't dwell too long, listener, because if you try trick-or-treating here, all you're going to get is a one-way ticket to the afterlife! ...and maybe a full-size KitKat bar if you're lucky.
0:00:00 Intro/Shay's history with Sonic0:04:37 Main topic: Ranking the haunted theme zones0:08:42 Sandopolis (Sonic and Knuckles)0:13:26 Labyrinth of the Castle (Sonic Labyrinth)0:17:18 Twinkle Park (Sonic Adventure DLC)0:19:48 Pumpkin Hill (Sonic Adventure 2)0:23:57 Aquatic Mine (Sonic Adventure 2)0:25:50 Pyramid stages (Sonic Adventure 2)0:30:48 Hang Castle/Mystic Mansion (Sonic Heroes)0:37:45 Cryptic Castle (Shadow the Hedgehog)0:42:13 Digital Dimension (Sonic Riders)0:45:16 Skeleton Dome (Sonic and the Secret Rings)0:48:42 Mystic Haunt (Sonic Rivals 2)0:51:14 Haunted Ship (Sonic Rush Adventure)0:54:11 Creeper Gorge (Sonic Boom: Rise of Lyric)0:57:54 Halloween (Sonic Runners)1:00:17 Haunted Castle (Team Sonic Racing)1:03:13 Boo's House (Team Sonic Racing)1:06:02 Nightmare Maze (Sonic Dream Team)1:09:09 Pinball Carnival (Sonic Superstars)1:12:58 Wonder Museum (Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds)1:15:28 Kraken Bay (Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds)1:17:48 Sand Road (Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds)1:18:25 Finalizing the list1:22:55 Addendum: Pumpkin Mansion (Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds)1:24:36 Final thoughts1:25:40 Outro
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I'm Not Mad at You, I'm Mad at the Lore (ft. Jeff Bakalar)

We've gone Bak 2 School for another new Sonic 101 episode! With Jake out on assignment (i.e. kidnapped by Metal Sonic), Jeff Bakalar of Giant Bomb fills the rotating guest chair this week, ready to learn all about McDonald's happy meal toys, outrunning the Big Bang, children's media featuring GWAR, Sonic's secret Jersey upbringing, bloodthirsty unicorn wizards, and all sorts of other nonsense. But the student also becomes the teacher, as Jeff offers up his perspective as the parent of a young Sonic fan, giving us old farts a rare inside look at how the youth of today actually engage with the Blue Blur and his fast furry friends.
(0:00:00) Intro/Main topic: Sonic Newbie Education 101(0:07:45) Jeff's history with Sonic(0:13:40) The malleability of Sonic(0:18:26) Jeff and Sonic's transition to 3D(0:24:40) Do kids play the old games?(0:35:55) Minigame: A.B.C.D. Station(1:06:25) How did Jeff's kid first find Sonic?(1:18:12) Does Jeff think his kid is starting to outgrow Sonic?(1;26:27) Does Sonic have an origin story?(1:39:09) Minigame: Know More Music(1:57:13) Outro
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Giant Bomb
What Lies Below the Lilies
Sonic McOrigins Plus
Windii's translations
John Batiste - Green Hill Zone

My Dad Says My Cloaca's the Biggest

Grab your Heelys, your Blockbuster membership card, and your iPod Nano with the complete Good Charlotte discography on it, because we're embracing the mid-2000s to properly look back at the original Sonic Riders! Team Sonic's inaugural clash with the Babylon Rogues is remembered for its slick aesthetic, its bumpin' tunes, and its gameplay that rides the fine line between deeply nuanced and utterly incomprehensible. Does this high-speed hoverboarder soar through the sky like a bird on the wind, or does it explode on its way to the finish line? Join us as we trick our way through the streets of Metal City to find out! Just make sure your air tank is full...
(0:00:00) Intro/Main topic: Sonic Riders(0:06:10) Aesthetic(0:15:15) Gameplay(0:44:31) Characters(0:50:55) Story(1:19:10) Tracks(1:54:00) Other modes(2:06:20) Final thoughts(2:30:28) Outro
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How to Play Sonic Riders
Japanese Heroes Story (Translated)
Japanese Babylon Story (Translated)
Sonic Riders GBA - Lost Media Wiki

Thanks to Hitmen (ft. JezMM)

It's quadruple trouble in this episode! We're taking another look at Sonic on the Master System and Game Gear, but this time joined by returning guest and 8-bit Sonic aficionado JezMM! Not only are we revisiting Sonic 1 and 2 with Jez's more expert insight, but we're also diving deep on Sonic Chaos and Sonic Triple Trouble, two surprisingly full-featured games for these classic systems! So slip off your rocket shoes and dig yourself a nice little hole to relax in as we take another blast to the past! (But not, like, a Sonic Blast; no one wants to take one of those.)
(0:00:00) Intro/Main topic: 8-bit Sonic revisited(0:08:37) Sonic 1(0:45:18) Sonic 2(1:18:30) Sonic Chaos(1:44:21) Sonic Triple Trouble(2:15:24) Final thoughts(2:26:32) Outro
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Sonic 1 and 2 SMS Remake
AS2R: Another Sonic 2 Remake
Sonic Chaos: Turquoise Hill demo
Sonic Triple Trouble 16-Bit
Sonic Triple Trouble SMS

AI VS OC (ft. LittleKuriboh)

The one and only LittleKuriboh joins us as we craft our latest fanfic masterpiece! When Wave the Swallow gets upstaged by Dr. Eggm-I mean El Gran Gordo, and his new Tails Doll AI assistant, she decides to take matters into her own hands and sabotage the project. Will she put a damper on the wrestling roboticist's plans, or are things about to get crazy on this freakiest of Fridays? Featuring Kiryu from the Like a Dragon series!
(0:00:00) Intro/Martin's history with Sonic(0:17:26) Main topic: Let's write a fanfic #3!(0:20:22) Characters and setting(0:28:33) Jake - Inappropriate recreation/analog of a real world tragic event(0:34:10) Luke - Reference an early 2000s Toonami show(0:36:45) Jeremy - The writer's barely disguised fetish(0:43:03) Chris - Song lyrics quoted verbatim in dialogue(0:47:54) Martin - Characters denigrate other video game franchises(0:51:47) Jake - the bad guy gets a second form(0:55:47) Luke - Body Swap (and character uses a curse word)(1:00:43) Jeremy - The author makes up new and exciting fictional slurs and/or curse words(1:06:56) Chris - One of the main characters has to stop and do their taxes (and character from another Sega franchise appears)(1:15:23) Martin - Brand new Super form(1:19:18) Jake - An old one-off villain comes back(1:29:52) Luke - Sudden deep-cut character appearance to brag to the reader how much we know about Sonic (and romantic moment)(1:33:00) Jeremy - A cool OC appears(1:43:52) Chris - Massively expanding upon a canon plot point (1:50:40) Martin - Heroic sacrifice(1:55:06) Recap and final thoughts(2:03:55) Outro
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Does Jesus Look Like He Needs Your Power? (ft. Ape of the Hour)

Those who forget the past are doomed to repeat it... But what if Sega refuses to let us forget? In today's episode, Ape of the Hour joins us as we take a look at the curious case of Classic Sonic in the current day. Originally the ONLY Sonic, this little guy found himself shoved to the side when the 2000s rolled around in favor of his new look, only to experience a sudden resurgence in the 2010s. But has he overstayed his welcome at this point? Why does Sega seem so insistent upon a divide between the two eras? And does looking back truly represent the way forward?
(0:00:00) Intro/Ape's history with Sonic(0:08:42) Main topic: "Modern" Classic Sonic(0:38:15) Embrace modernity(1:07:54) A return to his roots(2:00:59) Outro
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